Conceptual art 6371

My work of conceptual called 6371 comprises a vertcal circular column 6,371 km deep, 2.848 m wide (a cross-section of 6.371 sq meters) on top of which stands the house I own (6,371 is the distance from my house to the centre of the earth).

Any drilling, mining or fracking under my house which disturb or change this work of art in any way will constitute a breach of this copyright. 

So I’m off to give blood. Or as I call it, ‘self-harm for a biscuit’ —  Holly Walsh, Mock The Week 26th Sep ’14. (via mayoffend)
The reason I’d enjoyed such smooth sailing for so long hadn’t been, as I’d assumed, because I was careful and diligent and good at my job. The truth was that, in all those years, I hadn’t written anything important enough to suppress.

Investigative reporter Gary Webb about exposing the CIA’s “Dark Alliance”.

The last people who should be returning to the scene of their former crimes are Britain, France and the United States

Goerge Galloway, 26th Sep 2014.

I like to annoy my Israeli flatmate by giving him any post that’s just addressed to ‘the occupier’ — Gary Delaney, Mock the Week 18th Sep ‘14
"Mom, Dad, it’s evil! Don’t touch it!" Craig Warnock as Kevin in ‘Time Bandits’.

"Mom, Dad, it’s evil! Don’t touch it!" Craig Warnock as Kevin in ‘Time Bandits’.

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches 1. — Godwin’s Law, aka ‘reductio ad Hitlerum’, formulated by Mike Godwin in the 1990s


Plus ca change. (But the sentiment stands the test of time).